I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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