i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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