I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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