oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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