talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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