the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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