Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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