Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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