just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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