Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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