the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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