So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
as a side note pls kill me
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