Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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