so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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