Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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