i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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