I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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