so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
only you would photoshop your dick
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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