But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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