Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I think I died a long time ago.
do herpes really smell.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
