We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
