im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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