physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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