He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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