That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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