You can't motorboat a personality
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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