We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Sext me about skeletons
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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