I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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