ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
