he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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