I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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