How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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