so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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