found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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