Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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