i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
We left an ass print on the piano.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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