would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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