...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
