I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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