Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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