apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
The cops high fived after they tackled you
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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