we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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