I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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