they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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