I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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