i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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