Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
