your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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