We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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