just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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