Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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