in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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