Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I got inside last night via doggy door
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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