**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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